We interrupt this Paris Prep to remember we're still in New York City, enjoying a Betty Buckley at Feinstein's/Fanny at Encores! two-hander with costars SarahB, Jerry the Nipper, Steve on Broadway, Khaleem, Roxie Z (not pictured due to me being too tired to carry the camera by Sunday night), and Elektra Wasabi (not pictured due to being ornery).

1. Khaleem has gorgeous teeth and laughs all the time yet will not smile for the camera even as you are fondling his head! So that's weird. Also, collectively we spent about 65 hours at Brasserie Cognac this weekend. I might consider moving in but I do not care for the super-powered hand dryer in the ladies room.

2. Have His Carcase went along to Feinstein's to hear Betty Buckley sing Saturday night. Lord knows I love DLS, but this particular book particularly needed to get Buckled.

3. We traveled to parts foreign to meet Steve on Broadway for lunch on Sunday. Nobody lost any fingers and yes I drank too much coffee.

4. Thankfully I have two hammy chums who are always glad to pose for pics. Thanks, hammy chums, and thanks even more for not being sad sacks.

5. Union Square Cafe, charming all around.

Sorry, but the camera didn't make it to Encores! either because in between brunch and the show we had an Arrested Development mini-marathon up at the Snuggery, which was exhausting in every way. So, THE END. Next, on to Paris!